Knock-offs, Knocked-up, and Knocked-out

Ok so not to long ago I had a sex toy party. For those of you who do not know what that is, it is when a woman comes to your house and shows you and your friends some fun toys and stuff to liven up your sex life. (whether that life has a partner or not -- something for everyone). Well that party led to me and my sister-in-law starting our own toy party business - NightLifeParties
But that's not what this is about. The lady that did my toy party, also happens to throw "Knock-off" Pocketbook parties. Now when my toy party was going on and the jello shots and Margaritas were flowing, this sounded like a blast. Everyone said I had to have one. So I booked it for this past Sat. Now people every where wanted to come to this thing, until this past Friday. That's when the excuses started to flow. My mom got sick, my friend D had a wedding in the early afternoon but she was supposed to still come -- to bad she got to drunk at the wedding. Some one had to work, some one else had to work the next morning, another person had a family reunion, on-call, baby sitting, or just plan forgot. What ever the reason, what was supposed to be a 15-20 person party ended up being 4 adults, 2 kids, 1 reluctant husband, the lady that sells the pocketbooks and her friend. Only 1 adult and 1 kid bought anything besides me of course. So I consider the party a big ole bust!!! My first bad party oh well, atleast I got new "Prada", "Louis V" and "Burberry" bags.

Now my husbands family is at it again. The stories I could tell... I probably will eventually. But for now I am going to be an auntie again. Normally that would be a good thing, but this time its a how could you be so f-ing stupid thing. You see the mom and dad to be are idiots. Dad-to-be is my husbands 28year old brother, mom-to-be is his 18 year old fiance. Dad2Be is an immature waste of skin that can not keep a job, steals from his parents, and owes more money than some small third world countries. The extremely fashion challenged Mom2Be is starting her second year of college and wants to be a nurse practitioner - unlikely now. They recently went looking for apartments and could not get one due to financial issues. So they can not afford a place to live but they decide they can afford to have a baby. Now I could handle if they said this was an accident, but nope Dad2Be is proud as a peacock strutting around telling everyone they were trying for this. I am surprised they had time to try in between all the fighting they do.
Now they have already picked out names to. Which is a whole other issue. For a boy they want to name it after my father-in-law, sweet huh? Well one problem my Father-in-law is Paul Jr. and guess what my husband is, yep Paul III. So my idiot brother in law thinks any of the kids can name their child Paul and it will be the fourth. I can tell you I am livid, luckily my father and mother-in-law told him he can't do it. Lets see if he listens. Oh and for a girl, he wants Isabell , problem with that... my sister-in-law has been saying that is what she wanted to name her daughter since she was like 10.
Drama drama drama, that is all there ever is in my husbands family.

Well I am super sleepy, I just got done working the over night shift. Something I am not used to doing anymore. So time for me to go pass out.
Till later,
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are up to.