Wow I am a Bitch, But Stop Peeing on the Floor

Ok so I have decided I am a bitch. I have been told this numerous times. I feel it is true.
I love my husband, he rocks. He is the sweetest, kindest, most thoughtful person I know.

He never says no to me, he brings me coffee at work every night on his way home from his work. (I work 1p-9p, he works 9a-6:30p) He cooks, he will clean - eventually, he has been know just to stop by work to walk me to my car, and if I need anything, anytime, he will get it for me. So yes I love my husband! I know he is the best! I would die with out him. But please can someone please teach him how to:

1. Pee into the toilet, and not on the floor
2. Wipe up the pee that did not make it into the toilet

When we were apartment hunting, we specifically rent our place because it had 1 1/2 baths. He could do what ever he wanted in his 1/2 bath, and I would not care. Problem is he has gotten his bathroom so nasty even he won't use it. This is the man that will use any public bathroom, walmart's, rest areas, porta-pottys, but his is to gross. I have given up on the whole up - down toilet set issue, at least he now flushes routinely.

So yes he is a wonderful husband, and I do not know what I would do with out him, but I have come to these conclusions:

1. Men are gross
2. I love my husband anyway
3. I am a Bitch
4. He loves me anyways
5. That makes me really lucky and happy