Should I be worried that my husband is a lesbian?

Ok so I have thought for awhile that my husband might be a lesbian.

The "signs" were there:

• Butch hair cut
• Big clunky shoes
• Gap clothes from the men's section
• Never wears make up, heels or a skirt (well there was that Halloween, and that one club...)

So you see I have had my doubts for awhile now. They were all confirmed on Saturday. While out shopping at the mall, with friends, we decided to stop at Sears and look for shoes. Another flag, if you are in a mall full of stores and you still pick Sears for shoe shopping???? At the time, I choose to believe it was because of the sale. (denial it ain't just a river.)

So he picks out a pair of shoe, and HASSSS to wear them out. As we were waiting for friends to finish up, a loverly lesbian(LL) comes over and starts trying on shoes. The pair she is trying on are the exact pair my husband is throwing away. So Hubby speaks up and tells her they are great shoes but hard on the heel for a few days, and shows her his old shoes. Now LL asks what did he end up buying, and hubby sticks out his foot. LL holds up her current shoes and they are an exact match.

Now LL looks at my hubby and says "Hey I like your shirt Gap?"

Hubby, "Yep"

LL, "Thought so I almost just bought that same shirt"

Now I am watching this with my friends and laughing my ass off. LL walks away and I turn to hubby and tell him I always knew he was a lesbian.

Now you may ask how do I know she was a lesbian, well I guess I do not for 100% certainty. But thanks to TunaGirl I got to prove my gaydar skills. It turns out I do know she was gay with 80% certainty. Check it out see if you have Gaydar.

My results: "You personally got 16 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls. Overall, you guessed better than 85% of all test takers. "